Relentlessly show up and have fun.
Nobody's yard gets landscaped without doing the landscaping. Get in the reps. Stay visible.
Consistency isn't the target.
It's the result.
I help complacent dads get their shit together and conquer the dadbod in 100 days by showing up every day, raising standards, and simple 20 minute reps.
See how the DADSCAPED 100 works →
A coach can build you the perfect plan. He still can't get you out of bed and he can't want it for you. You own the outcome. That's not a knock on coaching, it's just the part nobody can do for you.
Accountability can't be bought. Motivation can't be bought. Information is free and always was. What's left is a place to do the work, a plan for the twenty minutes, and people who notice. Hold those and consistency shows up on its own.
You've got this. And I'll be right there doing it with you.
Before you spend three grand on six months of coaching, let's find out if you're ready for it. (you might not be, yet)
I'm not making you type anything out. After six questions I'll tell you what I see, and send you the five standards and your first week of workouts free.
You're not consistent at work. You're consistent at things with a consequence attached. Somebody's paying you, somebody's waiting on you, somebody notices the same day. You're the only thing in your life with nothing attached, so you keep kicking the can.
You never failed at being consistent. You failed at holding a standard today.
And if you're already consistent and you want somebody to dial it in one on one, that's a different conversation. Book twenty minutes and we'll talk about it.
One on one is worth every dollar, and I do that too. But it buys you fine tuning, and there's nothing to fine tune until something is actually running. Consistency isn't where you start. It's what's left over after you've held something for a while.
That's the step everybody skips. You buy the plan before you've built the habit of opening it. Then your kid gets sick and it goes with everything else.
Paying that much money doesn't give you discipline. It makes you feel like you have it.
Getting something running is a different job. Twenty minutes a day. A hundred reps. Five standards. A group that notices when you go quiet. You don't need everything customized yet. You need to actually use what's already in front of you.
I took this way too seriously for fifteen years before any of it worked. Enjoy the hell out of it instead. The standards are relentless and that's what makes it fun.
Get consistent first. Then dialing it in one on one is money well spent, and that's when you come find me. I don't want you pissing money away any more than you do.
First you show up. Then you get consistent. Everything else comes after that.



"I'm Mike. I had the dadbod for 15 years until I just quit being okay with it."
But I had these high expectations for my wife while not doing it myself, always telling my kids to do their best work... while half assing everything myself.
The dadbod had become my identity.
I tried to change a few times and failed. The difference this time is I threw out all the rules, all the big plans, and I just started doing the damn thing.
It was simple. Just applied intensity over and over for longer than what was convenient, and it worked.
My body changed, my energy, my confidence, my attitude, the way I led inside my house changed. In five months I wasn't just down 60 pounds. I was a new person.
That was two years ago and I'm still doing it. Same standards, same hundred reps, showing up every day.
You wanna talk about impact? The changes extended to my family. My wife is on the same path. My kids run with me on the weekend. I've inspired the people around me.
I never expected or asked for any of that, but I became somebody they wanted to follow. And that gives me more purpose than anything.
Change happens when the pain of staying the same... is greater than the pain of change.
It's the routine of things... it gave me the framework. If you're wondering if it works, it absolutely does.Jake / 20 lbs lost
You will have to buy new clothes and hats because you will look sloppy wearing clothes that are too big for you.Rob / 15 lbs lost
Dadscaped for me is a cut above. I'm getting to that next level, pushing further than I normally do.Jeff / 10 lbs lost
Their words. Not mine.
No mockups, no stock photos of somebody else's app. This is my phone, this morning.
The thing you're actually worried about isn't money. It's spending it on something that won't work. So here's exactly how it goes.
You are who you choose to be.
Not who you decide to be. Who you're seen being, five days a week, by the people in your house. These are the five.
Hold those and you stop being the guy who's going to get to it. You become the guy who already did.
The first 100 days
DADSCAPED 100
This is the part that comes first. Get the dadbod going the right direction, get your standards running, and stack up 100 days of proof that you actually showed up.
You don't need everything customized yet. You need something simple enough to keep doing when work gets stupid, the kids need you, and motivation disappears.
Here's how it actually goes.
You earned it. And your kids are watching a different guy now.
One price to get started. Everything you need to build the thing that has to come first.
Lose the dadbod. Build the proof. Stop starting over.
$49
per month
No contract. Leave whenever.
Forty nine a month, and that's the whole thing. You don't need somebody "programming" workouts and meal plans. You're a big boy with access to the internet and AI.
The same program, one on one
DADSCAPED 100 with me directly
Same 100 days, same standards, except everything gets customized to you. Your training, your food, video responses on every check-in, my DMs open, and a live call every month.
Group is where you build the thing. One on one is for guys already doing the work who want more out of it. Most aren't there yet, and I'll tell you straight which one you are. I don't want you wasting money any more than you do.
Let's talk it over for 20 minutes. This is not a sales call... but we'll find out if I can help.
Book a call →Two guarantees, both on you
Thirty days. Post your proof in the group for thirty straight days. If you show up and nothing has changed, tell me and I'll refund every dollar of your first month. No argument, no form to fill out.
A hundred days. Complete the plan and the required check-ins for the full hundred. If you haven't made measurable progress, I'll coach you another thirty days free.
Both of them only need one thing from you, and you can cancel any month you want anyway. How many more 100 day stretches are you willing to waste?
DADSCAPED 100 is the program. Group is one level, one on one is the other. At $49 nobody's writing your meals and workouts around your life, and you don't need that yet. What you need first is to do the work and stay consistent. Once that's running, dialing it in with me directly is worth real money.
There isn't one, and I'd be suspicious too. It's one price, month to month, and you can leave any time you want. Nothing to commit to up front before you know whether you'll actually use it.
So had I, about a dozen times, and every one of those happened with nobody watching. Mine included. That's the one thing that's different in here.
I'm two years out, still 65 down, still posting every day. The day I stop is the day it stops working. Nothing here ends at day one hundred. The standards keep running and the group's still there.
Good, because most days I'm not either. Twenty minutes a day is short enough to do while actively not wanting to.
No gym. Bodyweight, dumbbells, kettlebells, at home. Nothing to start, and eventually a used set of dumbbells or kettlebells off whoever's selling them near you. That's what I did and still do.
Five days, twenty minutes each. Plus a hundred reps of something every day, including the two days you're not training, and a daily step count. That footprint does not grow. What grows is what you can do inside it.
A lot of the same stuff, with variety coming from seasonings and sugar free sauces instead of new recipes. No crash diet, light macro tracking. I prep in 20 minutes every Sunday.
We work around it. Everything's built for a beginner, so if something hurts you swap it. The plan bends, the standard doesn't.
It's built so a guy who's never lifted can start today, and it'll still wreck you if you push hard enough. Nobody's holding you back but you. Efficient, simple... but never easy.
Not for the group. Start for $49 and get to work. The call is for guys who are already consistent and want to go one on one. We go through what you're doing, what's working, where you're stuck, and whether I can actually help. If the answer is no, I'll tell you. No pitch.
Still deciding?
Then it isn't your week yet, and that's fine. It took me fifteen years. Leave your email and I'll send the five standards and the twenty minute workout. Go run it on your own.